What did the proud pirate dad say after seeing his son torch an enemy ship? Arr#Parents#Pirate#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
(Dad joke) How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear.#Parents#Pirate#Dad Joke#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.#Money#Kids#Parents#Pirate+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad? One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!#Parents#Pirate#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
One time dad asked what my five-year plan was, and I said "death or becoming a pirate king" and he threw my cat Alan at me#Alan#Animals#Parents#Pirate+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp