Dad Joke My grandpa told me this one years ago. Found out recently he has Alzheimer's so this one's in his honor. (As far as I know it's not a repost but I don't read every joke every day.) ***** Question: How do you catch a polar bear? Answer: You cut a hole in the ice and surround it with peas. Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.

My dad used to tell the ultimate dad joke passed on by his Native American father from Arizona. ""You boys know how all these cacti got their name?"" *sigh* ""No dad how did they decide on a name?"" ""Well, when the first Native American tried the water from them, he exclaimed 'Yucca!'"" (Yucca is the name of an abundant species of cacti found in Arizona) (I cringed when I heard this and I loved my grandfather very much so I understand any negative reaction)

My dad's dad joke a few moments ago My dad is a Navy Vietnam vet who is about to be a retired GM electrical engineer. He is retiring against his will because he has had three strokes, colon cancer, a pulmonary embolism, necrotic esophagus, renal failure, pneumonia, basically a medical shitstorm and he survived it all. In the process, he has lost a lot of memory and quite a bit of his cognitive abilities and furthermore, his balance. However, when I took out the trash tonight at nearly half past …

Son dad joke Grandpa - you should try this. It's out of this world Son - sorry grandpa I don't like food from space. He's 8