Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?

OBAMA: I want to close Gitmo GOP: no OBAMA: But you haven't even GOP: no OBAMA: ... GOP: no OBAMA: I'm resigning GOP: no OBAMA: haha gotcha

Obama turns 52 today. Republicans vote to repeal it.

"more like president PAJAMA" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*