A Scotsman, and Englishman, and a Chinese man take a hotair ballon ride over the UK... As they take off, the Scotsman gazes down and marvels ""Ahh my beautiful Scotland!"" As the cross the border the Englishman gazes down and says ""Ahh my beautiful England!"" The Chinese man takes out a saucer, throws it over the side and says ""Ahh my beautiful china!""

Dear England, Now you know what it feels like when you're out of Europe against your will. Scotland.

A Scot, an English man, and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!'' The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!'' The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''

Golfing in Scotland John , who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Shawn. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained,' and I'm afrai…