A frog goes into a bank... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ""Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."" Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, ""Sure. I have this,"" and produces …

A frog went into a bank... He went to the teller's window, her name tag said ""Patricia Whack"". ""Hello Patricia,"" he said, ""I would like a 10,000 loan please."" Patricia was somewhat unsure, and replied ""We will need a guarantor, and some collateral before we could consider that."" The frog said ""That's fine, my father is Mick Jagger, and I have this as collateral."", holding up a small porcelain elephant. Patricia took the elephant, and told the frog that she would have to talk to her man…

A frog goes into a bank... and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ""Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday"". Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that its ok, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, ""sure I have this"", and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, a…

Kermit Jagger A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ""Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation."" Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, ""Sure. I have this,"" and produces a tiny porcelain el…