A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture. When the son returned#Chicago#Israel0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chicago launched an innovative new ride-sharing program today and the way it works is some guy stole my bike.#Chicago#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm going to buy a house near the St. Louis Airport and paint "Welcome to chicago" on my roof to confuse people who are about to land.#St Louis Airport#Chicago0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it's a shalom competition.#Israel#Vancouver#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*Cookie Monster finishes cookie, looks into camera* ME WANT TO TALK ABOUT ISRAEL#Israel#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp