A woman found out her husband was cheating on her. ""Herman, I can't believe you did this. Why?"" ""Well, my name **is** Herman, not Yourman.""

An Old Man Gets An Urgent Phone Call From His Wife While Driving Home A senior citizen called her husband during his drive home. ""Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 90. Please be careful!"" Herman replied, ""It's not just one car. There's hundreds of them!""

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway his car phone rang. Answering he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him ""Herman I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"" ""Hell"" said Herman ""It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!""

A senior citizen called her husband during his drive home. ""Herman