A woman found out her husband was cheating on her. ""Herman, I can't believe you did this. Why?"" ""Well, my name **is** Herman, not Yourman.""

An Old Man Gets An Urgent Phone Call From His Wife While Driving Home A senior citizen called her husband during his drive home. ""Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 90. Please be careful!"" Herman replied, ""It's not just one car. There's hundreds of them!""

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway his car phone rang. Answering he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him ""Herman I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"" ""Hell"" said Herman ""It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!""

An old woman called her husband during his drive home Herman