Cop 1: You think Simon will escape? Cop 2: Nah, he's locked up in there good. Simon: Simon Says free me. Cop 1: Dang it, he got us.#Simon#Simon Says#Police0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I die, I'm donating my body to Simons. I tell this to every Simon I meet. So far, they're not into it#Simon#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[weather guy on TV] "Today there will be 12 clouds. One is called Simon"#Simon#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*Walks into school* Simon says give me your Pokemon cards Ok now close your eyes *Walks out* Kids are so dumb I didn't even say Simon says#Simon#School0🔗 ShareWhatsApp