Just a broken shovel After being away from his base for a while, the base commander returns and asks his deputy if anything important happened while he was away. ""A handle on a shovel broke"", said the deputy. The commander was slightly confused why he is being told such everyday things, but commented: ""Well, that can be easily replaced. But why was anyone using that shovel? We didn't have any exercises planned."" ""Well, Sir, they were burying the guard dog."" Now the commander wad alarmed: "…

Sergeant Jones was doing a drill one morning... ...when a letter was given to him. Sergeant stood up and shouted, "PRIVATE WILLIAMS STAND UP!.....YOUR MOTHER HAS DIED!" Private Williams immediately wept and overcome by emotions, soon fainted. Sergeant Smith told Sergeant Jones, "You should have broken the news to him nicer....he wouldn't have been so upset." Two months had passed, Sergeant Jones was running another drill and he received another letter which stated that Private Williams' fat…

A Bulgarian, French and US soldier died and went to hell. The devil was in a good mood so he offered them a deal: > I have two simple task for you. If you pass them I will let you go to heaven, if not - eternal damnation. Having no other option, the soldiers agreed. > For the first task go away and bring back the weapon you defended your country with. So the soldiers did. The Bulgarian came back with a small gun and the French with a bazooka. > For the second task - shove them up your a…

A young man is sick of living under his parents rules. Every day his dad wakes him up at 7am to help him around the farm. Mom decides what to cook for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Dad scolds him if his room isn't kept tidy. Mom chastises him if he doesn't mind his manners. They must attend church every Sunday at 9am, and lights out is at 10pm sharp every day. One day after dinner, his mother tells him to clean the dishes and he snaps. > Mom, Dad, that's it. I'm sick of you controlling me. I'…