Why doesn't Sherlock Holmes pay any income tax? Because he makes so many brilliant deductions.

The Case of the Missing Wallet A man walks into the office of Sherlock Holmes. He explains that his wallet has been stolen. He begs Holmes to take the case as he is a poor man, and the money in the wallet was the only money he had. Holmes staunchly refuses. As the man sulks out, Watson turns to Holmes and asks, ""So why didn't you take the case Holmes?"" Holmes replies, ""Because the man is a liar. He is not a poor man as he claims."" Watson, confused, asks Holmes how he could possibly know that…

I wonder if Sherlock Holmes is good at his taxes... He's great at making deductions.

Bill Gates suddenly dies... ...and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95 among other indiscretions. I believe I'll do something I've never done before; I'll let you decide where you want to go." Bill p…