The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda.

What's a BRT ? Two U.S. army officers once passed a new recruit who was on cleaning duty... ""Don't forget to clean off the B.R.T."" said one of them, pointing to a big round metal object. ""Boy, how do you know all the names of all the different machinery?"" marveled a fellow officer. ""And what does B.R.T. stand for, anyway ?"" ""Big Round Thing,"" he answered.

""Aim towards the Enemy."" - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher ""When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."" - U.S. Army ""Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."" - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop ""If the enemy is in range, so are you."" - Infantry Journal ""A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."" - Army's magaz…

Military Jokes I'm a former Army guy and I need some jokes about other branches of the military. So far all I have is: In the Navy, how do you seperate the men from the boys? -With a crowbar. What's the worst thing in a woman? -A Marine