An old man stumbles into a bar after having had a few already... Once inside, he slides up to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey. ""To the class of '55!"" he yells, holding the glass aloft. Next to him, an old drunk raises his glass, ""To the class of '55!"" ""Where you from?"" asks the first man of the second after they both toast. ""I'm from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania."" ""You don't say?! I'm from Pittsburgh!"" The two men drink to their hometown. ""What high school did you go to?"" Ask the se…

Pass the Marmalade Two friends are in a bar having a drink and discussing their long working week. ""So on Tuesday, my secretary tells me I have to make a last minute flight to Pittsburgh for a conference. So I rush to the airport. The woman at the ticket desk was extremely attractive and I was so flustered that instead of saying, 'Can I have two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I said, 'Can I have two pickets to Tittsburgh.' It was very embarrassing."" ""I know exactly how you feel. A similar thing happ…

A slip of the tongue A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, ""Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"" The other guy says, ""Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, …

Freudian Slip Two men are in conversation at a bar. ""Hey Dave, the funniest most awkward thing happened to me the other day.You know what a Freudian slip is?"" ""Yeah, go on"" ""Well I was at the travel agent and the girl at the desk had pretty large breasts and was wearing a low cut top so I couldn't help but stare. So I wanted to ask for two tickets to Pittsburgh but I accidentally asked for two tickets to Tittsburgh!"" ""Haha similar thing happened to me last night having dinner with my wife…