Are you ready kids? AYE AYE CAPTAIN! I can't hear youuuu! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! Ohhhhhh, who lives with a GPA under a C? CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS Who's living with stress induced anxiety? CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS! If wanting to drop out is something you wish...CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS Then take a long nap and watch some Netflix! COLLEGE STUDENTS, COLLEGE STUDENTS, COLLEGE STUDENTS, COLLEEEEGGEEEEE STUUUDEEEEEEEENTSSSSSS!

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows? Netflix and Jill

Whats a rapists perfect date? Netflix and kill.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach? Because the princess was always on another Castle.