A MAN, A WIFE, A COP A Man, His Wife And The Cop A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rearview mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car. The man says, ""What's the problem officer?"" Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you. Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60. Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! [The man gives wife dirty look.] …

cop joke :P A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look…

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place... Man: ""What's the problem officer?"" Officer: ""You were going at least 75 in a 50 zone."" Man: ""No sir. I was going 65."" Wife: ""Oh. Harry. You were going 80."" The man gives the wife a dirty look. Officer: ""I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."" Man: ""Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"" Wife: ""Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for…

For my cake day, a joke... Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, ""Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."" Harry says, ""My God. What's the good news?"" The doctor says, ""I'm kidding. She's dead.""