A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place... Man: ""What's the problem officer?"" Officer: ""You were going at least 75 in a 50 zone."" Man: ""No sir. I was going 65."" Wife: ""Oh. Harry. You were going 80."" The man gives the wife a dirty look. Officer: ""I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."" Man: ""Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"" Wife: ""Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."" The man gives his wife a dirty look. Officer: ""I'm also going to give you a ticket for not wearing your seat belt."" Man: ""Oh, I just look it off when you were walking up to the car."" Wife: ""Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."" Man: ""Shut your mouth, OK!"" Officer: ""Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time."" Wife: ""No, only when he's been ranting against the police.""