Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack's pants were a little loose and his pants fell down. Jill looked at down and said ""Hey, what's that thing?"" ""I don't know,"" said Jack, ""I'll go ask my dad."" That night, Jack asked his dad what the thing in his pants was. ""That's your car,"" said Jack's dad, ""you gotta park it in as many garages as you can."" Jack and Jill went back up the hill the next day. Jill asked Jack, ""So what did your dad say?"" ""He said it's my car,"…

Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. ""What happened this time?"" he asked. ""My brakes went out"" Jill said. ""Can you come to get me?"" ""Where are you?"" John asked. ""I'm in the drugstore"" Jill responded. ""And where's the car?"" John asked. Jill replied ""It's in here with me.""

The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them.

Tonite on House Hunters: Jill wants 4 bedrooms, granite countertops and a home spa. Bob wants to be stabbed in the driveway.