There's Angie, and then there's Drunk Angie, and one of us tried to make it to Mexico on an exercise bike.

Viva la A Frenchman, a Mexican, and a Texan are sitting on a bridge drinking their drinks of choice. Suddenly the Frenchman throws his bottle of wine into the air and shoots it yelling, ""viva la France!"" The Mexican follows his example and throws his bottle of Tequila up and shoots it yelling, ""viva la Mexico"" the Texan looks at the other two then looks at his bottle on Tennessee whiskey and sets is down on the bridge. The Texan then grabs the Mexican and throws him of the bridge and shoots …

Jesus walks into a bar The barman looks up and asks ""We don't serve wine here"" Jesus looks at him quizzically and goes to look for a Spanish translator because he had just immigrated from Mexico and English was not his first language.

This is for my people Four guys, white, black, Hispanic and Asian, are all on a plane filled with care packages. They fly over China, where the Asian guy throws over a crate filled with chopsticks and rice as he yells, ""This is for my people!"" Next, they fly over Mexico, where the Hispanic guy throws over a crate filled with tacos and salsa as he yells, ""This is for my people!"" After that, they fly over Texas, where the white guy throws over a crate filled with beer and hamburgers as he yell…