Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.

Him: Are you on your way? Me: Yes, this cab driver sucks! *changes outfit for the 6th time, gulps wine and requests an uber*

I prefer regular taxis to Uber in NYC cause the driver and I can both treat each other like shit without worrying about getting a bad grade

All I want from Uber is to be driven around until I fall asleep, carried over the driver's shoulder into my home, and tucked into bed