Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.

I prefer regular taxis to Uber in NYC cause the driver and I can both treat each other like shit without worrying about getting a bad grade

All I want from Uber is to be driven around until I fall asleep, carried over the driver's shoulder into my home, and tucked into bed

I'm in an Uber going 100mph the wrong way on the freeway and the driver's girlfriend keeps calling and screaming at him on speakerphone