Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter and laid off half the staff, he’s planning on buying YouTube and Facebook and doing the same with them. To save even more money, he plans on merging the three companies into one… …He’s going to call it YouTwitFace.

If you're new to Twitter from Facebook, you can just reply "Like" to all of my tweets. I'll understand

If Twitter is a rave then Facebook is a Tupperware party.

*Makes joke on Twitter* *5 Retweets* *Makes same joke on Facebook* *5 comments from aunts saying that the joke was inappropriate*