I have decided to write all of my jokes in capitals from now on... This one was written in Tokyo.#Tokyo0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My dog just ate a butterfly and probably saved Tokyo from a tidal wave. I don't understand science.#Tokyo#Animals#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*Godzilla smashing Tokyo & eating people. After destroying an asylum he suddenly dies* 60s cop1: what happened 60s cop2: haha nut allergy#Tokyo0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I just Tokyo drifted my shopping cart into the checkout line and now all the moms in this grocery store want to have an affair with me.#Tokyo0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Godzilla on his smartphone, googling 'How many carbs does Tokyo have'#Tokyo#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp