Jack was going to be married to Jill ... so the night before the wedding his father sits him down for a little fireside chat. ""Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, ""Here, try these on."" So, she did and said: ""These are too big, I can't wear them.'"" So I replied: ""Damn right! I wear the pants in this family and always will."" Ever since that night we have never had any problems."" Jack thou…

"My husband's a talented voice actor & his brother's a makeup artist but nah this old lady is a different person" -the mom in Mrs. Doubtfire

Your mother and I want you to know that we love you very much, so that's why we're getting a divorce and marrying you instead.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner? Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!