Two with sausage and meatballs, two without A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ""But how will I let you know the baby is born?"" she asked. He replied, ""Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses."" Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six mo…

A pregnant woman was shot during a bank robbery... After being rushed to the hospital and treated in the ER, the doctor tells her some good and bad news. The good news is that she's having triplets, all boys and they're all healthy, the bad news is that they've each got a bullet inside of them and will pass this Bullet naturally in +- 18 years. 18 years later, the mother was sitting in her front room when her son bursts into the room, panicked, ""Mom, mom! You won't believe what just happened, I…

Spaghetti! A doctor had a fling with his nurse. A few months later she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse some money and told her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''How will I let you know the baby is born?'', she asked. '' Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back....I'll take care of expenses''.Not knowing what else to do the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months later the doctors wife phoned her husband and explained …

Triplets A woman pregnant with triplets is walking home from the grocery store. As she's putting her money into her purse, some of it gets blown away from her. She follows it and finds it at the mouth of an alley way. When she finally retrieves it, there's a man standing in front of her. This man shoots her three times in the stomach, taking with him her bag and her money. An hour later, the woman is in the ER, her doctor checks her and tells her that her children will be completely alright. Six…