Triplets A woman pregnant with triplets is walking home from the grocery store. As she's putting her money into her purse, some of it gets blown away from her. She follows it and finds it at the mouth of an alley way. When she finally retrieves it, there's a man standing in front of her. This man shoots her three times in the stomach, taking with him her bag and her money. An hour later, the woman is in the ER, her doctor checks her and tells her that her children will be completely alright. Sixteen years later, one of her daughters comes up to her and says, ""Mom, mom, I was peeing and a bullet came out!"" Her mom tells her the story. A while later, the second daughter comes and says, ""Mom, mom, I was peeing and a bullet came out!"" So the mom tells her the story. More time passes and her son comes up to her. The mom says, ""Let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out?"" The son says,""No. I was playing with myself and I shot the dog!