Spaghetti! A doctor had a fling with his nurse. A few months later she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse some money and told her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''How will I let you know the baby is born?'', she asked. '' Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back....I'll take care of expenses''.Not knowing what else to do the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months later the doctors wife phoned her husband and explained ..''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the post today from Europe and I don't understand what it means''. ''I'll look at it when I get home'' the doctor replied , nervously. Later that evening the doctor came home. read the postcard. and fell on the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed to comfort the doctors wife, he asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti,spaghetti.spaghetti,spaghetti, two with sausage and meatballs, and two without''.