The next president I know who the next president will be. His name is Barack Obama, and I only know this because I am a time traveler who was sent back in time from the year 2015 to 2007. Use this information wisely. -Sent via Internet Explorer

Theres a dating website for people that believe the government is ran by lizard people so I really have no excuse for being single

#presidentfacts Barack Obama is the first president in nearly 80 years to choose a water type as his starting Pokemon

Sometimes I get really stoned and stare at phone and wonder why I pay so much money for a government tracking device.