An advisor runs up to Trump and says ""Sir, the people are revolting!"",... So Donald looks down from his 58th story office window at the protest on his doorstep. With his arms crossed in disgust he says: ""They sure are!""

Donald Trump's first act in office will probably be to illegalize all shredded cheese. He will Make America Grate Again.

The night after taking office, Donald Trump's deal with the Satan has been completed, and he dies, arriving in hell... Well, one can hope, anyway.

Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump in a hot air balloon Hilary invites Donald on a bury the hatchet secret meeting before the knives come out in the run up. A little while into the trip she springs a surprise on the other President hopeful.. "" So Trump.. I would like you to say hello to our pilot, Pedro who happens to be Mexican, and my assistant, who happens to be a photographer. "" Before Donald has the chance to react the flame feeding the huge balloon keeping them in the sky starts to flicker …