Arnold Schwarzenegger, Albert Einstein, John F Kennedy and God are on holiday at the Kennedy compound on Cape Cod. One a rainy afternoon Einstein suggests they play a game. So they get out the card table and setup. God suggests Poker, Einstein 500 and Kennedy Blackjack. After a ten minutes of arguments, Schwarzenegger says ""Why don't we just play Yahtzee?"" At that God gets up and storms out. Kennedy turns to Einstein and ask ""What was that about?"" Einstein says ""God does not play dice with …

I have qualities of both Albert Einstein and Arnold Schwarzenegger Body of Einstein, brain of Schwarzenegger

Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and go seek Einstein covers his eyes and starts counting, while Pascal dashes off to hide. Newton stays where he is and draws a 1 meter by 1 meter square in the dirt and steps into it. Once Einstein finishes counting, he notices Newton and says ""AHA, I've found you Newton!"" To which Isaac Newton replies ""you didn't find Newton, Albert. You found a Pascal""

Pablo Picasso, Albert Einstein, and Donald trump arrive in heaven. Saint Peter tells them that if they can prove that they really are who they say they are, they can go in. Picasso starts painting immediately, creating a master piece. Saint Peter thanks him and lets him in. He then turns to Einstein, who explains the theory of general relativity to him. Saint Peter thanks him and lets him in. He then turns to Trump, who is looking bemused, and tells him ""If you can prove who you are, I will let…