Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together in a ship when Luke asks... Luke: are we on track? Yoda: off course, we are.

I went for sushi with Luke Skywalker and he was struggling with chopsticks... ""Use the fork, Luke!"" I said.

Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader were having a lightsaber battle... ...and Luke is getting demolished. He knows that unless he does something drastic, he's going to lose. So, thinking quickly, he says to his opponent, ""Darth Vader, I know what you're getting for Christmas."" Darth Vader hesitates for a moment and says, ""How do you know?"" Luke responds, ""I felt your presents.""

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!