I went for sushi with Luke Skywalker and he was struggling with chopsticks... ""Use the fork, Luke!"" I said.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

"i am trapped in a loveless marriage help me obi-wan you're my only hope" "use divorce, luke"

Yoda: *dies and fades away* Luke: Thank God. I was so sick of his backward talking. Ghost Yoda: Heard that, I did.