You say, "POE-TAY-TOE." I say, essential ingredient for a distilled spirit.

A local prison introduced an English Literature course... .. during the inmates' free time. The thought behind it was that if the prisoners had lessons on great writers such as Joyce, Hemingway, or Poe it would help them express themselves as well as helping with their rehabilitation back into society. Unfortunately, the program failed. It seems that when choosing where to spend their time, the prisoners preferred the cons to prose.

The Bank Robbery A ginger, a brunette, and a blonde rob a bank. They make their getaway on foot, but the police are quick to arrive and make chase. The bank robbers make a wrong turn down an alley and find themselves at a dead end. They furiously look around for a place to hide and see only 3 potato sacks. They shrug their shoulders and swiftly step into the sacks. Soon after, a police officer arrives at the dead end and wonders how the bank robbers could have escaped. The officer decides they m…

I think I just made the best dad joke ever. My son Robbie asked how he should get Poe into his X-wing toy. I said Wedge him. I had no one else to tell.