Americans go hiking in the USSR A group of american tourists came to the USSR and decided to go hiking in a traditional Soviet way. They got the tents, vodka, made a camp in the forest. Suddenly a huge bear appears from the bushes, starts to roar and ruins the camp in a few seconds. The americans run as fast as they can followed by the bear. They run across a clearing where a group of soviet guys are having their drinks and barbeque. As they cross the clearing the americans accidently overtu…

Back in the USSR In the days of state control, a Russian man saved and saved and saved until he finally had enough money to buy a car.  He took the bus to the state car agency to arrange the purchase.  After an hour of filling in paperwork, he handed over the money and asked when he could pick it up. The agent looked at a book and replied "exactly one year from today." The man thought for a minute and asked "morning or afternoon"?  The agent, surprised, said "morning or afternoon! It'…

What would the reunification of the USSR be called? The Soviet Reunion

How come the leader of the USSR from the 1920's to 1951 never got anything done? ...because he was always Stalin.