A plane leaves JFK airport under the control of a Jewish captain, Josh Weinberg. It is the first time he has flown with his Chinese co-pilot Bo Weng and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. After this protracted silence has continued for a while, the Captain mutters, 'I don't like the Chinese.. .' 'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, 'why not?' 'You people bombed Pearl Harbour , that's why!' 'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Per Hahbah. Th…

A Man throws a stick The stick lands on a car, the dog follows it. The car goes to JFK airport, the dog follows it. 'Come back!' Yelled the man, but to no avail. The stick lands in baggage, the dog goes into another baggage in hopes of finding the stick. The respective owners of the baggages are both going to China, 24 hours later, they arrive at the Hong Kong international airport. The dog retrieves the stick, and goes around the airport finding for the plane going to JFK Airport, the confused …

An Irishman is at JFK airport in New York He is standing over a broken whiskey bottle and crying. A security guard approaches him and asks what's wrong. The Irishman wipes away his tears and says, ""I LOST ALL ME LUGGAGE!""

An Irishman walks into a bar... An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick. “No