Bert and Ernie are at the beach on a hot summer's afternoon... Bert pulls out his cooler and opens it up.#Bert#Ernie0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I don't care if Ernie and Bert are gay or not, but how do they afford that apartment? Do they even have jobs.#Ernie#Bert#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Bert walks up to Ernie and asks, ""Ernie, you want some ice cream?"" Ernie says, ""Sure, Bert!""#Bert#Ernie#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call people who use sandpaper to remove any evidence that Ernie and Bert are gay lovers? Bernie Sanders.#Ernie#Bert#Bernie Sanders#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp