An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, ""That's about average up our way, folks... like I said... my boy's a typical County Clare baby boy."" Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, ""Say, you're the father of tha…

An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London...... .......when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks...like I said - my boy's a typical County Clare baby boy." Two weeks later the man returns to the bar.. The bartender says, "You're the father…

18 pounds at birth A Scotsman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. After he hangs up, he orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 18 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 18 pounds, but the man just shrugs and says, "Aye, that's about average up our way, folks...like I said - my boy's a typical Scottish baby boy." Two weeks later the Scot returns to the same…

A big Texan was in a NY bar and got a phone call... A big Texan was in a NY bar and got a phone call. After he hung-up, he excitedly yelled, ""Hey y'all! The drinks are on me! My wife just had a baby boy!"" Everybody ordered drinks, making toasts, congratulating the proud new father. The bartender bought the Texan daddy a drink ""...so, a baby boy, that's great!"" The Texan beamed, ""Yep! Weighed in at 18 lbs!"" The bartender was shocked, ""Did you say 18 lbs? Wow! Never heard of a baby weighing…