Hillary Clinton walks into a bar... Hillary Clinton walks into a bar with a pig on a leash. The bartender looks at them and says "You can't bring that cow in here!" Hillary replies, "It's a pig, not a cow." The bartender says "I was talking to the pig."

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, "why the long face?" & the horse says, "why the English Lit degree?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse sues him for discrimination and wins $4.3 million and the bar.