The Experienced logger A Newfie decides to travel across Canada to see the Pacific Ocean. When he gets to Nanaimo, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay. But first he must find a job. He walks into the forestry company office and fills out an application as an 'Experienced' logger. It's his lucky day. They just happen to be looking for someone. But first, the bush foreman takes him for a ride into the bush in the company pickup truck to see how much he knows. The foreman stops the t…

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, ""It's a lot of money!"" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office(the customer is always right!) The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, ""$165,000!"" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of cou…

A man called home to his wife and said... ...""Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"" "" Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."" The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy …

An elderly woman walks into a grocery store.. EDIT: I just noticed this got posted as soon as I submitted, surely no one in the crowd I was with is also a redditor?? and ask's one of the stock boys for a half head of lettuce, ""we don't sell half heads ma'am"", after much insisting he said he'd go ask his manager. As he walked to the back of the store he didn't notice the woman following him, he found his manager and said, ""hey boss, this old hag out here wants a HALF head of lettuce??"" The ma…