Pierre the French fighter pilot Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It is a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: ""Pierre, kiss me"". So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. ""What are you doing, Pierre?"" shrieks Marie. ""Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!"" His answer is good enou…

Marie was tired during scripture class And she kept falling asleep at her desk, halfway through the class the teacher asked her a question, ""Marie who is a lord above?"" James her friend behind her notices she is asleep and with a pin pokes her. Suddenly she yelled ""GOD!"" as she is pricked by the sharp pin. ""Very Good!"" The teacher said. Only minutes after she fell asleep again the teacher asked her another question, ""Who died on the cross for our sins Marie?"" And James notices she is asl…

Pierre, the French fighter pilot Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, ""Pierre, kiss me!"" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. ""What are you doing, Pierre?"" says the startled Marie. ""I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"" She smiles and they start kissing. Things began…

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce? She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra