John Wayne walks into a bar...
And asks the bartender if he can use his private restroom.
"No!" Says the bartender, "You can use the public one, just like everybody else!"
John wayne replies: "Oh come on man, I'm John Wayne!"
"No preferential treatment, either use the public one, or get out."
John Wayne thinks for a while, hoping from foot to foot, before he gives in, and waddles off the the mens room.
A few moments later he returns with his left pat-leg totally soaked.
"What the hell happenedтАж