Einstein took naps during the day. So if you want to be smarter, my advice is to take more naps while having an IQ of 160.

people say Einstein dropped out of school and still was a genius but he didn't drop out to drink fireball and start a band this is important

sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say "nice work, Einstein" without sounding sarcastic

I sing like Sinatra and have the brain of Einstein. I think that's why girls call me Frankenstein.