people say Einstein dropped out of school and still was a genius but he didn't drop out to drink fireball and start a band this is important

sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say "nice work, Einstein" without sounding sarcastic

I sing like Sinatra and have the brain of Einstein. I think that's why girls call me Frankenstein.

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