The most useful lesson I learned from my cat is if somebody puts clothing on you, just freeze and flop over on your side.

Probably the most valuable life lesson I've learned from a movie is to not steal black girls' cheer routines.

Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon.

We should teach North Korea a lesson and send them James Franco.