I'm driving through a town called Brosville, Virginia. I bet I know what comes next.

A pregnant woman from Virginia was involved in a car accident... A pregnant woman from Virginia was involved in a car accident and, while in the hospital, she fell into a coma. When she awoke days later, the woman noticed that she was no longer carrying a child, and asked, ""Doc, what happened to my baby!"" The doctor replied, ""Ma'am, you've had twins! You're the proud mother of a handsome baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. Also, you should know that while you were in a coma, your brother name…

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Cleveland to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, ""Hey Luigi, how wassah de treepa?"" Luigi said, ""Everytinga wassah perfecto except for da traina ride down."" ""Whadda you mean, Luigi?"" asked Giovanni."" Well, we boarda da train at Granna Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she packa bigga basket a food. She broughta vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were looking a fo…

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels the rods the wading suits the rowboat the car and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally on the last day of their vacation one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says …