The Daddest Jokes of Them All In Which Dad Tries His Hand At Humor -------------------------------------------- 1.Q Why did dad celebrate his new girlfriend's birthday for only thirty seconds? 1.A Because it was her 32^nd birthday! 2.Q ""Why is leather armor the best?"", asks Dad 2.A Because it's literally made of hide! 3.Q Dad wants to know why he should buy a SmartLamp^tm 3.A Obviously because the other ones aren't as bright! 4.Q Dad's girlfriend: ""I pushed the stool under the sink so you wou…

The Dad joke pay-off [not actually a joke, sorry] Dad, a little after lunchtime: ""Are you hungry?"" Son: ""No."" D. ""Really? You've hardly had anything to eat all day."" S. ""Okay, really I am, but I don't want to say it because then you'll do that joke again."" Son hates joke so much he would rather go hungry than risk hearing it one more time. Now my legacy is in place, I may die a happy man.

Wife killed me with a dad joke. We just had a baby so... I guess my wife is feeling the dad joke vibe. **Pizza shop** Waiter: Sorry the kitchen dropped your pizza, we're remaking it, it'll be another 15 minutes. Me: Huh, glad we're not rushin' Wife: Yeah, I like being American . Me: ....

Unintentional bad dad joke gone so wrong. Me: ""Well, that meal was completely unsatisfying."" Dad: ""Just like your mother."" Proceeded by me cringing and him asking, ""What? Did I say that out loud?"" Worst. Family. Dinner. Ever. (For those that are curious, the food was terrible storebought lasagna. Also, the insuing fight between them lasted for over an hour. I thought someone here might find the humor in it since humor is my coping mechanism.)