Wife comparing me to a Polar bear staying warm Kc: omg feel like i'm married to A polar bear Sam: so go to Alaska marry a polar bear but divorce first but let me get ya pension first Kc: lolz sorry but that's how you act Sam: so tonight go outside and go sleep with the polar bear too Kc: I'm use to fury pink keeping me warm in that cold weather Will: lmao how you know it's pink? Kc: cause I seen it when I slept with your sister the first time.

Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in Alaska. We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed to me on skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through viber. I need your blessings and good wishes daddy .................. Dad said: Wow! Really!! then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy your kids on e-bay, receive them thru gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband.... sell him on…

Who did Alaska vote for? Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

A guy from Anchorage lived in a house with no indoor toilet, just an outhouse. And the older he got, the further away the outhouse seemed to get, so that eventually he grew lazy and started peeing off the front porch. His wife was horrified and told him: "You do realize that the neighbours can you see when you're peeing off the porch!" He promised not to do it again but a few nights later, on a typically cold Alaskan night, he could not face the trip to the outhouse and so he went off the porch.…