Anchorage Jokes

The day after his wife vanished in a kayaking accident, Long, a man from Anchorage, opened his door to find two serious-looking Alaska State Troopers standing before him. "Mr. Wilkens, we regret to inform you that we have news regarding your wife," one trooper began. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens blurted out, anxiously. The troopers exchanged glances. One spoke, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some fantastic news. Which would you like to hear first?" Bracing himself, a pal…

A guy from Anchorage lived in a house with no indoor toilet, just an outhouse. And the older he got, the further away the outhouse seemed to get, so that eventually he grew lazy and started peeing off the front porch. His wife was horrified and told him: "You do realize that the neighbours can you see when you're peeing off the porch!" He promised not to do it again but a few nights later, on a typically cold Alaskan night, he could not face the trip to the outhouse and so he went off the porch.…