Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy

A new BBC documentary accuses Hitler of millions of dollars worth of tax evasion. Man, the more I learn about this guy, the less I like him!

What did Hitler say when he rose to power? Give me all Germany. (Ger-money) Yeah I'm sorry. On my way out.

Politically incorrect What's long and black? The unemployment line What's the difference between Michael phelps and hitler? Phelps could finish a race What's the difference between money and Jews? Id give a shit if I lost 6 millions Jews