We should probably stop all the 'Leo never won an Oscar' jokes... ...it's now irrevenant.#Oscar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I like giving names to my furniture Right now i'm chillin' with Oscar the Couch#Oscar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
there's no way leo dicaprio cares about winning an oscar as much as we care about imagining that SOMETHING torments a rich handsome actor#Oscar#Money0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My parents think im a virgin. My boss thinks Im an excellent employee. The government thinks Im an outstanding citizen. Where's my Oscar?#Oscar#Work#Politics0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Elmo: Oscar, why are you a grouch? Oscar: Growing up, my parents were- *stabs Elmo with broken beer bottle* CUZ I LIVE IN A TRASHCAN.#Oscar#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp