The Deaf Wife Problem Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. 'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor. 'Stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If…

(Oldie) A city boy goes to visit his grandfather's farm in the country. A he was walking along the fields, he noticed something very odda pig, sitting under a tree, with a peg leg. Later, as he was eating dinner, he asked his grandpa: ""Hey, why does that pig out in the fields have a peg leg?"" ""Oh, Old Jim?"" his father replied. ""Well, that's a very special pig. Saved my life."" ""Oh, really?"" said the son, amazed. ""How?"" ""Well, it was this one night. Your grandmother had gone to bed, and…

The freakin' weather Back during the days of the former Soviet Union, a fellow by the name of Gerald Chattington had a friend in the Soviet Embassy by the name of Rudolph Nosov, who would drop by occasionally. One evening, Gerald and his wife, Peg, were sitting in the kitchen chatting when Gerald looked out the window and said, "Look, it's snowing." Rudolph looked out and said very quickly, "No, I think it is just rain." "I'm sure it is snow," insisted Gerald. "And I am just as sure tha…

A man on his deathbed calls over his wife of 60 years. “Alice” he gasps, “my dying wish is that after six months of my passing, you marry Bert from next door.” “But you said that you have always hated Bert” said Alice. ”Oh I do dear, I do!”